DOUG STANHOPE

I found my very own revelation through comedy, and for the folks that would rather laugh than cry about this embarassment to freedom and choice that we call the "American Dream" I give to you Doug Stanhope!

http://www.dougstanhope.com/

When you have to ask you already know...

"Give me a reason to stay with you."

If you have ever gotten to this point you already know that she isn't the one.

Go for what you really want.

My dream girl has to be a ghetto booty goth chick that knows how to paint. A girl that smokes pot who dosen't make a life out of it. I want a girl that can understand that sometimes you just need to hang out with your friends and play a game. I want a girl who picks up a controller and knows how to play.

I want a girl that can support herself. I like it when I can help you, but I don't want to help you all the time. I don't care about your past, I just want to be a part of your present and your future. Don't punish me for my feelings, my opinions or your mistakes.

I want something real that is based on mutual desire. Most relationships are like emotional welfare. They are based on comfort and settling for less. The real reason why DJHives always told us to not accept welfare or the slave hive is simple. Sheeple never look beyond the fucking fence. The sheeple don't think outside of the box because their comfort zone is all that they want. When you setle for less in life you are nothing more than a fucking nigger. I'm not racist, I'd rather be a newbo than a nigger.

People who down the Illuminatti are just jeallous. Oh Snap! Yeah I said it! They are jeallous of the power that they have. Think of how many times you were jeallous of a friend with a hot ass girl. They treat her like shit but she keeps coming back to that shit. The nice guy sheep thinks that if they had a chance they would treeat her better. The Illunined mind knows however that she's with him because he is better. The asshole is what she wants because the asshole demands respect at all times and tells the truth no matter how bad it hurts. The asshole lies to get ahead and like the illuminati we all want to be like that guy.

Nice guys finish last because when they settle they stop running at all. They find the first chick that gives them the time of day and they just take her shit forever. Just like the guy who picks up a shit job at Wal-Mart and lasts long enough to be a manager. They stay so long putting up with it but in the end their dreams are all dead. They lost their future because they failed to recognize the present. They will never know happiness.

The sheep are only jeallous because of what they fail to do for themselves. Its not about all that "evil illumoinatti-flouride-dioxin-cancer-swine flu-black ops-alex jones-bullshit" They feel like they are cheated because something in them failed to click. They are the dud bottle rockets that never knew what it was to get fired up and fly.

When you have to ask "Why should I stay with (this job, this woman, this friend, this country)?" You already know the awnser.

You Don't!

LIVE outside of the box.

-ZeroMessiah-

SHEEPskins or DEAD PRESIDENTS?

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I've been applying what I've learn't and its actually going great for me. I have a great girl and a work at home gig where I can make my own hours. I'm not finished with this blog but the tone has definitley changed.

I'm getting my old life back.

I can explain it like this.

Back when I was in highschool I felt more alive for some reason. I had a group of friends and contacts that I hung out with regularly and I could find whatever I needed whenever I needed it.

Then I became all about the grind. A grind is not and never will be a hustle. A grind is slow and steady, but it is just that. It is a grind, it never stops and will make you into a nub. A grind is like a lawnmower not letting a flower grow before the bud reaches the sun. You will never bloom like this.

I backed out of artschool because it required a grind to do the same thing that I already did well which is art. I was paying other people to evaluate me on what others already were telling me that I could do well.

I was paying for a degree that I really didn't need, because if I made it a hustle instead of a grind I'd already have had money in the bank then. At the time instead of doing that I just payed other people to tell me that its not worth anything...

Does that seem like it makes any sense to you?

Unlike in regular school where I knew I had talent and charged people for pictures. Instead I wanted to pay for school and work for someone else. I realized that in highschool I worked for my self and learned for free! Now that I have the internet I can learn anything for free and bootleg the programs to design it all.

It did make sense at the time but now that I pulled the wool out of my eyes, I was getting scammed from the beginning.

Now I'm using the skills from my last job as a telemarketer to my advantage. I make my own hours and schedule. It has a slow season but just like catching fish, it comes and goes. The most successful hunters set many traps. Just like Robert Kyosaki was saying, you want multiple streams of income. If I sell my freelance art on the side I can bank a little extra. If my girl does a little freelance modeling on the side she can get a little extra. The point is to have multiple hustles.

Why would anyone buy stock in the first place? Well if you want timergy, stock can potentially deliver some creature comforts once you have your savings in order.

Why own property at all? Well if you have property you can rent it out. Don't leverage it but own the land outright in cash.

Why keep a day job? In the beginning or when things are slow it helps to have something that people always need to buy.

Why go directly from school to work? The kind of work that you really want you can do for yourself. If you want to be a foctor start out as a nurses aid. most hospitals will pay for your training to get higher positions. Most Jobs will pay for your training to go into a career position. Either way if you want to go to school just get a job that will pay for it. If you can learn it and certify online there is no reason to pay another loan. Keep it simple.

When should you get a loan, if ever? I will awnser a question with a question. If a loan is the only thing seperating you from life and death then how did you get computer access to my blog? You are obviously not the person who would have this situation happen to them. The truth is that there was a time when loans didn't exist. People hunted and fished and lived outside.

I am going to reveal to you a little secret. Debt cannot take away what you own, only what never belonged to you in the first place. Material posessions are only going to get you so far because the reality is the hustle. A homeless man can make up to 200 dollars a day panhandling. If you stack that up thats close to a thousand after meals. What that means is if you get repoed and the debts arew all payed or your status is claimed indigent, you are able to get back on your feet in a few weeks.

You may think "Hey wait a minit! Ain't that like WELLFARE!!!"

The homeless hustle is the oldest trick in the book. The only difference between WELLFARE and CHARITY is that at least you get something out of charity.

Charity is a GOODGUY BADGE that we wear to make ourselves and others feel better. Helping the homeless is just as much of a con as being homeless. You are both running a game there. If you stop to help the beggar you look like a saint for lending a dollar to the down and out. Sometimes though the con is on you when they drive home in their car.

Unlike WELLFARE it is completely voluntary. You choose to pay it. This is what irks so many of us when we get home from our jobs and see it on the bottom line. Were sponsoring a long dead tradition. I'd rather have government subsidied healthcare for legal prostitutes because at least they work for a living.

That still dosen't explain why I put up with the homeless strangers though. Simply put they can't be a drain on me unless I let them. True the welfare rats still take a chunk out of my check, but I still can tell the hustlers off of nebraska avenue to piss off. The only thing close to work that they do is ASK first. I'm sure that you all have had that friend that always borrows a dollar or two every couple of weeks. Thats managable, but when all of the broke niggars want to turn my check at the end of a long two weeks into chump change, now we got a problem!!!

The point of all of this is that with a grand at the end of a week or two panhandling and putting in job applications you can get out of being homeless. If you start smoking crack and joining the system then you'll never get out.

Watch this movie next time you have a problem with money. I promise you it will set you straight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl_XsHBIui8

Resurected

I returned for a reason.

Have you ever seen the first Willy Wonka movie?

I'm not talking about that Jhonny Depp shit that Tim Burton made, I'm talking about the 1970's Gene Wilder movie.

At the end of the movie Charlie Bucket turns back and gives Willy back the Gobbstopper.

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Giving up is easy, but knowing when to walk away and knowing when to fight is another thing altogether.

I have a beautiful woman in my life.

Look at her.

I'm fighting back the words, but LOVE is possible.

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The Gobbstopper lasts forever, I'm a bit more sensible.

I know that love is conditional. Everything boils down to contracts. Just like credit cards, not keeping your word has consequences. You can always lie about what you are, but material things have a certain reality in nature. You can always manipulate, but repetition leads to being found out eventually.

I found what I was looking for, and I would be lying if I said that its unique. It's easy to find and easy to make with the right tools. The whole point is that feelings are chemicals, and the Highs and Lows that you feel never come from them. The emotions that you feel always come from you.

Have you ever noticed that the first friends you made in school never feel the same as the ones you have now? Have you ever noticed that the love you find later in life hardly ever seems to have that same all consuming emotion?

I used to think it was me but in my solitude and meditation I realized it was my tolerance for the chemicals had in love! Like any other drug I built up a tolerance to it all!!! I used to have vanilla sex but now I need to be whipped and beaten just to FEEL. The endorphins are the craving and addiction. Adulthood is the point you reach when you are dulled to the highs of emotion. It came at me fast, but I can say that I am pretty jaded now.

Even in knowing this is it still love that I feel? Of course, but in understanding the facts behind the emotions I know that like all addictions it has its price. Have you ever seen a guy with a manipulative high maintenance bitch? They follow them around like a crack addict after a dealer haemorrhaging money like a drunken sailor on shore leave.

Remember what DJHIVES taught you all. LOVE is CONDITIONAL. When the relation ship is "moving too fast" Notice that you are giving much more TIMERGY than the chemical high is worth to you. When things aren't moving fast enough, you aren't getting the high you are after.

All in all when you boil down the psychology its just about not being the sheep, but being the shepherd. Emotions are the carrot, the contract is the fence, but at the end of the day it's your ass on the block.

Remember TOBY from ROOTS?

Timergy Over Bitches Y'all.

Thats all I'm sayin'

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(The best thing about having a girl into bondage is that if she ever screws up you can just flogg her and start over.)

DUAL COVERAGE!!! SPECIAL REPORT!!!

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_20

http://emsnews.wordpress.com/2010/04/30/department-of-energy-acknowledges-hubbert-oil-peak-is-here/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ridv%C3%A1n

THE Gulf of Mexico oil spill may be growing five times faster than previously estimated and is in danger of accelerating out of control, it was claimed yesterday.

Experts said satellite data indicated the oil was gushing from BP’s sunken Deepwater Horizon rig at 25,000 barrels a day. Previous estimates had put the leak at 5,000 barrels a day.

Professor Ian MacDonald, an ocean specialist at Florida State University, said the new estimate suggested the leak had already spread 9m gallons of heavy crude oil across the Gulf. This compares with 11m that leaked from the Exxon Valdez tanker when it hit a reef off Alaska in 1989.

The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration said deteriorating conditions on the sea bed may result in an even greater flow of 50,000 barrels a day, sufficient to produce one of America’s worst ecological disasters.

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Experts and officials said their greatest fear was that a disintegration of pipes close to the rig could produce an “unchecked gusher” that would ravage America’s southern coastline.

As the slick slowly drifted towards fragile shorelines from Louisiana to Florida, there was intensified criticism of BP for apparently underestimating the potential scale of the disaster.

The British oil giant faces questions over how much it knew about previous problems with “blowout preventers”, the giant underwater valves designed to shut down oil flow in the event of accidents.

The valves on the rig failed to work after it exploded on April 20 (HITLER'S BIRTHDAY). BP technicians have been unable to activate them even though they appear to be undamaged by the blast.

BP has calculated that it might take up to three months to sink a new well that could cut off the flow of the Deepwater Horizon’s oil.

The worst oil spill affecting US waters was caused by a 1979 blowout aboard the Ixtoc (rearrange the letters to spell TOXIC!!!), a Mexican rig that discharged at least 130m gallons, 600 miles south of the Texas coast. It took nine months to plug the leak.

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Does the name IXTOC sound familiar???

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ixtoc_I

The question that NOBODY asked.

So here it is. Why Bob Dobbs?

In the late 80s and early 90's the people were sick and tired of all of the marketing. The counterculture of America along with grunge had one last irreverent hurrah. Religion had failed us, Corporations had failed us, Governments had failed us, and before DJHIVES or NEMESIS even put out a vid Reverend Stang was there to mock it all in truly dischordian style.

Acting like a raving moonbat was the only way to truly say fuck you to the manipulative nature of culture itself (before becoming one of the pink boys) which now seem more like a homogenized gray. Like a plain white t-shirt and an Ipod, even with the hipsters antics invading the background there is little in the way of NEW content being discovered or generated. Everyone is now more like a blank billboard for the advertizement of corporate objectives.

http://coilhouse.net/

Art, Music, Even fashion have reached their creative limits.

http://www.kurzweilai.net/

The only thing that moves us forward will be technology.

I give you these examples because I'm at my creative end. I took a long hard look in the mirror over the past two weeks and I have nothing left to say on this blog that has not been covered at least twice by any of you. I mulled over this decision for weeks but finally I realized that I've outgrown this blog. The only ground left to cover is the completion of my other project.

I'm leaving this site up along with the other works. My time with you was short but in the time that I have spent with you all I learned a lot. Thank you for your membership.

This is ZERO MESSIAH signing off.

P.S. This is not a FNORD, JOKE, INDUCTION, ETC.

In other words, its really, really over.

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Repent!