I found my very own revelation through comedy, and for the folks that would rather laugh than cry about this embarassment to freedom and choice that we call the "American Dream" I give to you Doug Stanhope!
http://www.dougstanhope.com/
The Library
LEADERS
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When you have to ask you already know...
"Give me a reason to stay with you."
If you have ever gotten to this point you already know that she isn't the one.
Go for what you really want.
My dream girl has to be a ghetto booty goth chick that knows how to paint. A girl that smokes pot who dosen't make a life out of it. I want a girl that can understand that sometimes you just need to hang out with your friends and play a game. I want a girl who picks up a controller and knows how to play.
I want a girl that can support herself. I like it when I can help you, but I don't want to help you all the time. I don't care about your past, I just want to be a part of your present and your future. Don't punish me for my feelings, my opinions or your mistakes.
I want something real that is based on mutual desire. Most relationships are like emotional welfare. They are based on comfort and settling for less. The real reason why DJHives always told us to not accept welfare or the slave hive is simple. Sheeple never look beyond the fucking fence. The sheeple don't think outside of the box because their comfort zone is all that they want. When you setle for less in life you are nothing more than a fucking nigger. I'm not racist, I'd rather be a newbo than a nigger.
People who down the Illuminatti are just jeallous. Oh Snap! Yeah I said it! They are jeallous of the power that they have. Think of how many times you were jeallous of a friend with a hot ass girl. They treat her like shit but she keeps coming back to that shit. The nice guy sheep thinks that if they had a chance they would treeat her better. The Illunined mind knows however that she's with him because he is better. The asshole is what she wants because the asshole demands respect at all times and tells the truth no matter how bad it hurts. The asshole lies to get ahead and like the illuminati we all want to be like that guy.
Nice guys finish last because when they settle they stop running at all. They find the first chick that gives them the time of day and they just take her shit forever. Just like the guy who picks up a shit job at Wal-Mart and lasts long enough to be a manager. They stay so long putting up with it but in the end their dreams are all dead. They lost their future because they failed to recognize the present. They will never know happiness.
The sheep are only jeallous because of what they fail to do for themselves. Its not about all that "evil illumoinatti-flouride-dioxin-cancer-swine flu-black ops-alex jones-bullshit" They feel like they are cheated because something in them failed to click. They are the dud bottle rockets that never knew what it was to get fired up and fly.
When you have to ask "Why should I stay with (this job, this woman, this friend, this country)?" You already know the awnser.
You Don't!
LIVE outside of the box.
-ZeroMessiah-
If you have ever gotten to this point you already know that she isn't the one.
Go for what you really want.
My dream girl has to be a ghetto booty goth chick that knows how to paint. A girl that smokes pot who dosen't make a life out of it. I want a girl that can understand that sometimes you just need to hang out with your friends and play a game. I want a girl who picks up a controller and knows how to play.
I want a girl that can support herself. I like it when I can help you, but I don't want to help you all the time. I don't care about your past, I just want to be a part of your present and your future. Don't punish me for my feelings, my opinions or your mistakes.
I want something real that is based on mutual desire. Most relationships are like emotional welfare. They are based on comfort and settling for less. The real reason why DJHives always told us to not accept welfare or the slave hive is simple. Sheeple never look beyond the fucking fence. The sheeple don't think outside of the box because their comfort zone is all that they want. When you setle for less in life you are nothing more than a fucking nigger. I'm not racist, I'd rather be a newbo than a nigger.
People who down the Illuminatti are just jeallous. Oh Snap! Yeah I said it! They are jeallous of the power that they have. Think of how many times you were jeallous of a friend with a hot ass girl. They treat her like shit but she keeps coming back to that shit. The nice guy sheep thinks that if they had a chance they would treeat her better. The Illunined mind knows however that she's with him because he is better. The asshole is what she wants because the asshole demands respect at all times and tells the truth no matter how bad it hurts. The asshole lies to get ahead and like the illuminati we all want to be like that guy.
Nice guys finish last because when they settle they stop running at all. They find the first chick that gives them the time of day and they just take her shit forever. Just like the guy who picks up a shit job at Wal-Mart and lasts long enough to be a manager. They stay so long putting up with it but in the end their dreams are all dead. They lost their future because they failed to recognize the present. They will never know happiness.
The sheep are only jeallous because of what they fail to do for themselves. Its not about all that "evil illumoinatti-flouride-dioxin-cancer-swine flu-black ops-alex jones-bullshit" They feel like they are cheated because something in them failed to click. They are the dud bottle rockets that never knew what it was to get fired up and fly.
When you have to ask "Why should I stay with (this job, this woman, this friend, this country)?" You already know the awnser.
You Don't!
LIVE outside of the box.
-ZeroMessiah-
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